August 18th, 2008
We will be playing our inaugural Wisconsin show in the fine city of Milwaukee on Friday, September 5. We’re playing at the Riverwest Commons, which is at 815 E. Locust Street.
Things begin at rock o’ clock, also known as 9:00 p.m. Also on the bill are Fetch the Pliers, Pillowfight, and Floor Model.
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August 10th, 2008
After almost a year of anticipation, we are finally playing another show with Chicago paragons of rock I Love Rich. This is huge.
The show is on Thursday, August 21 at the Liars Club (1665 W. Fullerton). Things get under way around 9:00. Also on the bill is Come On Come On.
Join us. We’ll be talking about this show for quite some time and it will just be easier if you were there and we don’t have to explain it.
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June 28th, 2008
June 6, 2006 was The (inter)National Day of Slayer.
July 7, 2007 was either a day for everyone to get married or forgettably protest climate change.
On August 8, 2008 we will rock Cal’s Bar with Thunderunderus and Deadfingers,
The show starts around 10:00 and we’ll play last. Cal’s is located at 400 S. Wells in the West Loop.
Here’s an enthusiastic flyer:

(n.b. the flyer says the show begins at 8:00. This was presumably done only for admirable purpose of including as many 8s as possible. The show actually begins at 10:00.)
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May 9th, 2008
On Thursday, June 5 we’re playing at the Cobra Lounge which according to its MySpace page is “YER ROCK-N-ROLL PUSSY HOLE!!!”
Also on the bill are the Venom Lords and the Veterans. Here’s a flyer.
This will mark the first time we’ve ever played at a bar that carries Schlitz and the second time we’ve played at a bar that advertises its wing specials.
The show starts at 10:00 and Cobra Lounge is at 235 N. Ashland.
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April 11th, 2008
Have you ever been to Barrington? Tons of times, right?
Have you ever seen Hay Perro? Once for like five minutes, right?
Well now, at long last, you can combine those two activities. Next Saturday (April 19) we are playing at the Penny Road Pub in Barrington, at the Underground stage. It’s at 545 Penny Road, Barrington, IL.
Joining us are The Wreckage, Urban Squirrel Deluxe, and Matthew Schafer Band. We play last.
They have a lobster claw game machine, people! Like those things at movie theaters filled with stuffed puppies, except here it’s live fucking lobsters that you can eat if you win.
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March 25th, 2008
We’re playing out first out-of-state show on April 4 at the Way Out Club in St. Louis. The show starts at 10:00. Also on the bill are Red Card Royale and The Saw is Family.
That’s really all we know. If you’re in the 314 (or even 636) area code, consider joining us.
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March 2nd, 2008
In November, the Illinois Entertainer ran a positive review of “A Stepper’s Affair.” Since the page didn’t show up in Ben’s weekly Google searches for “‘hay perro’ ‘a stepper’s affair,’” we only found out now.
Their kind words have forever been archived here. If there’s ever an Hay Perro press kit, the final sentence will likely be quoted.
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February 4th, 2008
On Saturday, February 16, we’re traveling 85 miles west to play at Kryptonite Bar in Rockford.
Joining us for this rock extravaganza in Cheap Trick’s hometown will be the Venom Lords and First Round Failure. We sincerely hope that Dan from the Venom Lords will take off his shirt for the second consecutive show.
All relevant information can be found on the venue’s web site which is conveniently linked above.
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January 21st, 2008
We will be playing on the floor of Cal’s Bar on Friday, February 22. Also on the bill are the Getouts and Yarn. The show will start around 9:00 and we’ll play second.
Cal’s is located at 400 S. Wells in the South Loop. For those of you who prefer relative directions and know where the Harold Washington Library Center is, Cal’s is five blocks west of that.
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January 8th, 2008
There are three new songs in the recordings section. Much to the ire of the audiophiles among you, they are encoded at a mere 160 kbps.
If you prefer to listen to them in even lower fidelity while looking at pictures of our friends and/or advertisements for upcoming shows on FOX, they are also on our MySpace page.
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